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September 01 2017

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.
— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via thisnewson)

swarnpert:

snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest

Your mom’s fingerprints are all over this story. I wanna tell everybody - the whole “choose joy” attitude? that was Leslie McElroy. That was her defining personality trait. And y'know, I think that rings out through the whole series.
— clint mcelroy, making me very sad but also happy at the same time? (via grorges)

thehauntedmansion2003:

what’s your favorite Justin McElroy rating? mine is

1 Alf out of 0 Alfs

5038 aec0 500
5040 3089 500
5044 95e4 500

bismoaking:

- Harlan Coben

5045 c2e9 500

stats:

rcktpwr:

iamthebestby2ne1:

Me

bread

more bread

5048 ad08 500

cleverbrighthermione:

Albus, Rose, and Scorpius first day of school

5049 cb8f

thatsthenorthstar:

reptilisss:

I want a perfect body // I want a perfect soul

@thesmokinpossum

bangawang:

bangawang:

It’s time to start wearing horizontal stripes with plaid pants again.

Listen, I know you’re scared, but none of us are blessed with the ability to choose the times we live in. It falls to each generation to meet the challenges of its era head-on, and I’m calling on each and every one of you to start wearing horizontal stripes with plaid pants.

5051 bbfc 500

garbagecat:

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

5054 3765
5057 b7a8 500

umarun-k:

what in the fresh hell is this advert

5059 c8b1

tuotilo:

black sails + cinematography {season one}

c3po:

so the whole bottom and top thing is real. i just assumed everybody took turns. i thought we all cared about equality 

August 31 2017

interstellarsam:

the most extra things that hamlet did in the play, in no particular order

  • told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside
  • had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years 
  • physically attacked his mom over her sex life
  • wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing
  • jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more
  • “how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”
  • forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him 
  • stabbed polonius and then said it was his fault for being too nosey
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